GOYAKU / 誤訳 · Ultra-Soft Vintage-Washed Comfort Colors® 1717 Tee
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$29.99
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Wearing a standard-issue green translucent visor behind his wooden audit desk, Mr. Yaku ( • _ • ) uses precision metal tweezers and a desktop adding machine with curling receipt tape to inspect, tally, and categorize miniature, deeply anxious versions of himself one by one. A deadpan tribute to corporate bureaucracy, literal mindedness, and meticulous inventory control.
Why You'll Live In This Shirt (Comfort Colors® 1717):
- Ultra-Soft, Vintage-Washed Heavyweight Fabric: 100% ring-spun US cotton (6.1 oz/yd²) garment-dyed for that broken-in, lived-in vintage softness from day one.
- Relaxed Streetwear Fit: Classic tubular construction with double-needle collar and twill-taped neck and shoulders that hold their structure wash after wash.
- Crisp Archival Graphic Print: High-opacity, soft-hand ink engineered to pop cleanly against our signature garment-dyed Comfort Colors® palette.
Returns
Last updated: November 1, 2026
Returns
Return eligibility depends on the items in your order.
Where returns are accepted, items must be returned in the same condition they were received, unworn or unused, with tags, and in their original packaging or as otherwise indicated in the return instructions. We may reduce your refund if the item has been used, damaged, or handled more than necessary.
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How to start a return
Whether return or cancellation requests are accepted depends on the terms above and your rights under applicable law.
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Contact
To request a cancellation, start a return, inquire about a return, ask about an exchange or report damaged items, please contact us at dmk@ourania.world or use the contact details in our contact information policy.